fart jokes are a way of life

how gross is wind

omg this is too emo i need to stop sitting in the dark being all angsty

how are people successful at life like do you ever stop feeling 12 and incapable of doing basic tasks or is that a forever feeling

man i feel really sad all of a sudden

social interaction is fucking difficult tru

how many cat posts can i make before i annoy everyone including myself

from saturday onwards i will exclusively be a cat blog

im going to invite everyone over and have a cat party but you can’t touch it and you gotta leave after an hour so i can have naps w/ the cat

it’s been a dream of mine ever since i was a lil kid to wake up w/ a pet snoozing in my bed w/ me or to get woken up by a pet (this sounds creepy but u kno what i mean) bc i never had pets as a kid and the cats i’ve had have always been outside cats and they’ve always liked my mum more bc she fed them omg

anyway THAT DREAM CAN (maybe) COME TRUE NOW

cats are a way of life

gotta spend the rest of my week brainstorming cat names and buying stupid toys and treats and maybe a little cat tiara also a personalised pillow that the cat can sleep on and maybe a personalised blanket 

GUESS WHO GETTING A CAT THIS SATURDAY?

IT ME

i miss having a cat to meow with :(

i went to my scary lecture today and it was ok im gonna have a lil happy cry about my personal growth now